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John's hilarious.

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Oh, thank you. Well, this brings us back
to the lower level living room.

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Your family's really, really going to be
happy in this home.

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What do you think?

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Kind of.

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Just so many thoughts and speechless.

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Okay. Yeah.

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It's beautiful. It's everything.

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We want it so much more.

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Absolutely. I mean, just look at it.

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Very rustic.

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The design alone makes you feel at home.

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Has anyone else made an offer on the
house?

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There are a couple of offers.

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Okay.

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Has anyone made a cash offer?

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Cash?

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No, but that would definitely motivate
the seller.

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It's good to know.

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Yeah. I mean, we can actually write up
an offer at the end of the evening if

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you'd like.

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Okay.

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There is one thing that I didn't ask
when I was emailing you in the

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but I just need to know, so...

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As I said, I have children.

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My oldest is autistic.

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It's been really difficult living around
neighbors.

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It's a little hard to explain to them
that this is how

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he is.

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I mean, I can't... I've lost count the
number of times that they've called the

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police on us because he was too loud or
he's crying and screaming.

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That's terrible.

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I'm so sorry.

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It hasn't been easy.

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But, um... I recently got him...

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into drums.

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I just took a chance and I figured this
is somebody who's always in motion and

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needs to just get out stuff.

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And for the first time he started

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responding like a normal child. Like
somebody

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Just a normal boy.

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I understand.

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And this is the one thing that I

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just want to give him. I want to give
him a space where somebody's not going

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come complain later that he is too loud
or your son's annoying

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or anything.

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If he had a space, a room, something
soundproof where he could just be

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and get it out, that would really change
our lives.

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John, you're in luck.

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The previous owners, they used to have a
recording studio in one of the

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bedrooms. It's soundproof.

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Yes, it's perfect for him.

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I have it staged right now in the guest
room, but come on, let me show you.

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Are you serious? Yeah, come on.

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You're going to love this.

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You're going to love it.

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Voila.

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Look how big it is. Like it?

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Yeah. I love it.

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And you can see that we have double
painted windows.

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Okay.

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And since we're at the end of a cul -de
-sac, there's miles of just forest.

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Your son can play in here and scream at
the top of his lungs and no one will be

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able to hear him.

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How do you like that?

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John?

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John?

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John?

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Mr. McMillian?

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Mr. McMillian!

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I'm locked in here!

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Come on, get me out of here!

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Did you lock me in here?

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John!

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John!

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Hey.

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What? Are you okay? Did you hear me
screaming your name?

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I did. I mean the room's soundproof. I
didn't hear you. I'm sorry.

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I told you it was soundproof.

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But where were you?

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I just wanted to step back. I didn't
even realize you were in here. I'm so

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sorry, Maureen. I apologize. I did not
want to scare you.

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You definitely did.

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I mean, it's okay. I'm just a little
claustrophobic.

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Oh, okay. I can see how that would be
scary.

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Take a breath.

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I'm loud.

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I was just down the hall and I did not
hear anything.

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Well, I mean, I've shown you the whole
house. We've done a tour.

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We can start working on paperwork.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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But you know, The thing is, you

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haven't really shown me everything.

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Excuse me?

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Oh, come on.

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I'm not going to throw down that much
money on a house like this.

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I want to know I really get your full
sales

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professionalism involved in it.

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So what do you say, Maureen?

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Want to make the biggest sale of your
life?

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You know what? I don't know what you're
getting at exactly, but I think

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we're done here.

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I need you to leave.

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No, you don't.

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You need this sale.

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I just know you haven't made a sale in
eight months.

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How'd you know that?

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I also know that you are the lowest in
commissions

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at your firm that everyone else is
making.

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Bank. Oh, you're the only one juggling.

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Now, you ask me, how do I know that?

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I'm a businessman, Marie.

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In fact, I am a...

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Very good businessman because I do my
research.

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And I don't get in bed with anyone I
don't do my research on.

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Well, I don't get in bed with anyone at
all.

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This could be the biggest fail of your
career.

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You change everything.

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Everything you've been working so hard
for.

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So tell me, Maureen.

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How bad do you want it?

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I'm gonna throw down this much money,
cash, on a house.

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I wanna know.

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I like hearing people lie and tell me

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all I want to.

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Stick to me.

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I'm going to do exactly what I want.

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You've done your research on me and you
know I'm good for it.

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You know I have money in my account.

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Now you're going to have money in your
account when we're all said and done.

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Yourself.

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Say it again.

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That's good.

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Holy shit.

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Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Fuck.

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MWAH!

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Yes. Yes.

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Yes.

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oh

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Thank you.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh,

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yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, fuck, yeah.

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Yes. Yes.

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Oh,

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fuck.

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Yes, yes.

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Wait, I clicked.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh,

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fuck.

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Open that mouth.

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Open that pretty fucking mouth.

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Yes.

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That's it.

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Open that mouth.

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Wow.

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Wow, Maureen.

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You definitely made yourself a sale.

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Because you went above and beyond.

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Any saleswoman I ever encountered, I
would like to buy more houses from you.

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I also have a few friends who are
extremely interested in buying more

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houses, if you're willing to see them.